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veloclinic

veloclinic is the reincarnation of one of our favorite Twitter friends, @captaintbag1, whose tumblr blog posts were a kind of blank verse, Tecate-soaked haiku of truthiness that cut through the slick bullshit and to the very core of what is gloriously fucked up about the sport of cycling. Although the Cap may be gone (sort of), his Doctor tbag/Captain Hyde alter ego lives on, and we’re glad to share his pithy analysis here. Lest you think these are the idiot ramblings of a madman, we’d like you to know that the doc is a legitimate professional in the science of sports medicine, and a savant when it comes to doping analysis. You have been warned. Nowadays Doc is much in demand as a legitimate authority-type commentator on the science of cycling performances, and his work has been featured in VeloNews, Outside online, and prominent sports medicine publications and symposia. His tumblr, in its current incarnation, may not be safe for cycling fans. Follow @veloclinic on Twitter

Browsing All Posts By veloclinic

  • DP W per kg Analysis
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    La Vuelta – Stage 14 physiology analysis

    did the rain really put out the fire works?   the DpW/kg analysis says: not really with the performance from Nibali and Horner still splitting bars on the ...

    On September 7, 2013 / By veloclinic
  • 2008-2013 pVGRAD vs VGRAD
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    Introducing pVGRAD (yes, another performance meter)

    Editor’s note: this narrative by doc has a video explainer here. Think of them as companion pieces to introduce and de-mystify the concept of measuring climbing performances objectively. ...

    On September 6, 2013 / By veloclinic
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    Veloclinic’s Intro to pVGRAD Performance Analysis

    In this explainer video, @veloclinic enlightens cycling fans on the pVGRAD (predicted Velocity adjusted for Gradient) method of analysis of climbing performances which builds on the groundbreaking work ...

    On September 4, 2013 / By veloclinic
  • Ax3 DpVAM
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    Tour de France 2013 stage 8 DpVAM: AX3 The Warning Shot

    veloclinic is the reincarnation of one of our favorite Twitter friends, @captaintbag1, whose tumblr blog posts were a kind of blank verse, Tecate-soaked haiku of truthiness that cut ...

    On July 8, 2013 / By veloclinic
  • DpVAM cheat sheet chart
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    Veloclinic’s TDF DpVAM Cheat Sheet

    Follow the link Preview DpVAM TDF here  n scroll way over to the tables are a quick reference to see -10% through +10% residuals for each climb via ...

    On July 6, 2013 / By veloclinic
  • 2013 Dauphine pVAM final
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    Final 2013 Dauphiné pVAM analysis

    finishing out the pVAM analysis of the 2013 Dauphine   stage 7 the Noyer the climb before the final bump uv a climb cut things down to a ...

    On June 11, 2013 / By veloclinic
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    pVAMing the TDF build up Dauphine stage 5

    fast fast fast both the pVAM residuals n Vetoo’s CPL show riders put up sum big numbers in the first TDF tune up climb first the climb   ...

    On June 7, 2013 / By veloclinic
  • Giro 2013 spot the doper
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    6 watts/onna boar

    now that we’ve got some power estimates via veetoo via the cycling power lab simulator uh bit less bat shit crazy than ferrari for CPL vs SRM r ...

    On June 4, 2013 / By veloclinic
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    Giro 2013 final pVAM analysis

    better late than irrelevant its time to have at the giro one last bit giro stage 20 Tre Cime di Lavaredo as the giro’s been throwin at us ...

    On May 31, 2013 / By veloclinic
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    Stage 18 pVAM says pSLOW

    kin yuh realy count an average 5% drag as uh climb? maybe not but given the state uv this giro we’d better analyze this sumbitch anyways full well ...

    On May 23, 2013 / By veloclinic
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