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DanEllmore

Dan started riding a bike in his mid teens and almost 10 years later made it out of the bottom license category. Having dabbled with road, track, MTB and 'cross, the future was always going to be 'working for a living'. With a degree in Construction he has never used, Dan joined UK clothing manufacturer and former Team GB sponsors Impsport, clawing his way up to owning the company before leaving to become a full time internet nerd and general computer geek with Ellmore Consultancy. He lives in Lincoln with 3 dogs, 5 bikes, and an obsession with filling the house with music that his neighbours are very tolerant about. You can follow him on Twitter @danellmore

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    It’s not my fault you’re not in the break

    Being back in the fold of being a ‘bike racer’ again this year and being the unanimously untalented rider that I am means I’ve dabbled across a number ...

    On October 8, 2013 / By DanEllmore
  • Laurens Ten Dam's Strava of Ventoux
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    Dear Strava – It’s not you, it’s me

    Strava, I think we need to talk… I love the fact that you’re a ‘pro’ sport/health/exercise/cycling business, and I can see that you’re doing your best at encouraging ...

    On August 8, 2013 / By DanEllmore
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    A little thinking goes a long way…

    Something that simply amazes me at times with a lot of cyclists is the level of brain power applied relative to the amount of time spent riding their ...

    On July 3, 2013 / By DanEllmore
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    Can’t climb won’t climb

    As I am back in the realms of riding my bike regularly and attempting to get fit, I’ve been applying a little brain power to coming up with ...

    On May 22, 2013 / By DanEllmore
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    Spare a thought for the poor coach…

    So you’re riding on the local chain gang, it’s hard, you’re suffering, and then some old grey-haired guy starts bellowing at you about how to do your pull ...

    On May 16, 2013 / By DanEllmore
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    Musings from a one-time “proper” cyclist

    Is being a cyclist an excuse to forget your manners? Some people reading this may well say, “That’s not me.” If so, that’s a great thing, you’ve passed. You ...

    On April 27, 2013 / By DanEllmore

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