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    UCI scupper technical advances in bike design

    Devastated by the shocking raid on their team equipment van, quick-witted mechanics at Team Garmin Sharp thought they had both outwitted thieves and brought additional gains to the ...

    On February 14, 2013 / By admin
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    UCI entertains WWE offer for product management

    After former UCI president Hein Verbruggen fired off a terse and angry letter to the IOC outlining the shadowy campaign against his rightful cycling fiefdom, Verbruggen held a ...

    On February 13, 2013 / By admin
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    Cyclismas Cycling News Network — Season 2 Episode 3

    The crew has arrived in Girona for the 2013 season! Ripp and Jonny catch up with Lotto-Belisol’s Marijn de Vries in old town Girona, and she even makes ...

    On February 10, 2013 / By admin
  • General News 1

    PUFF piece

    Magazine publishers in the UK today announced the formation of a new coalition designed to combat unfair pressure on publishers and editors of cycling publications. The group, Publishers ...

    On February 9, 2013 / By admin
  • General News 0

    Makarov to buy UCI headquarters in Aigle

    After a roller-coaster UCI management committee meeting which saw fists flying and insults of every kind hurled from all sides of the table, including from the normally mild-mannered ...

    On February 7, 2013 / By admin
  • General News 0

    Bruyneel in Try Athlete Shock

    Outrageous news has come into the Cyclismas news desk regarding future deviant activities of Johan Bruyneel, disgraced former friend of disgraced former cyclist Lance Armstrong Despite months of ...

    On January 31, 2013 / By admin
  • General News 2

    Team Bioflow issue Total Recall after Thomas loses TDU

    Exceptional physical performance alchemists, Bioflow wristbands, have issued a product recall after their critically-acclaimed magnets caused Team Sky’s Geraint Thomas to lose the Tour Down Under.     ...

    On January 27, 2013 / By admin
  • General News 0

    Hinault involved in altercation with Armstrong supporter

    After arriving in Adelaide for the final stages of the Tour Down Under, Tour de France legend Bernard Hinault was involved in a dust-up with one of only ...

    On January 24, 2013 / By admin
  • General News 0

    New aerofoil handlebars will be key to Froome’s Tour win

    Team Sky handlebar sponsors, Pro, have revealed a revolutionary new handlebar developed to assist the FroomeWhippet assault on the 2013 Tour de France, clearing the path for Africa’s ...

    On January 24, 2013 / By admin
  • General News 0

    Katusha seeks royal assistance for return to World Tour

    In an effort to secure the necessary points to ensure a return to World Tour level, troubled Katusha management have reached out to senior members of the British ...

    On January 23, 2013 / By admin
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