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  Season of doubt

  A cartoon by Anders Bendixen The illustration comes from a thought I had the other day while watching a YouTube rerun of Stage 3 of the Tour Down Under. ...

  On February 1, 2013 / By admin
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  Bruyneel in Try Athlete Shock

  Outrageous news has come into the Cyclismas news desk regarding future deviant activities of Johan Bruyneel, disgraced former friend of disgraced former cyclist Lance Armstrong Despite months of ...

  On January 31, 2013 / By admin
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  Andy Schleck suffers mechanical in TDU, deploys SchleckChute™ yet again

  A cartoon by Anders Bendixen   Halfway through the final criterium stage of the Santos Tour Down Under yesterday, RadioShack-Leopard-Trek’s Andy Schleck suffered a mechanical and after several laps ...

  On January 27, 2013 / By admin
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  Team Bioflow issue Total Recall after Thomas loses TDU

  Exceptional physical performance alchemists, Bioflow wristbands, have issued a product recall after their critically-acclaimed magnets caused Team Sky’s Geraint Thomas to lose the Tour Down Under.     ...

  On January 27, 2013 / By admin
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  Hinault involved in altercation with Armstrong supporter

  After arriving in Adelaide for the final stages of the Tour Down Under, Tour de France legend Bernard Hinault was involved in a dust-up with one of only ...

  On January 24, 2013 / By admin
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  New aerofoil handlebars will be key to Froome’s Tour win

  Team Sky handlebar sponsors, Pro, have revealed a revolutionary new handlebar developed to assist the FroomeWhippet assault on the 2013 Tour de France, clearing the path for Africa’s ...

  On January 24, 2013 / By admin
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  Katusha seeks royal assistance for return to World Tour

  In an effort to secure the necessary points to ensure a return to World Tour level, troubled Katusha management have reached out to senior members of the British ...

  On January 23, 2013 / By admin
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  Marsupial thrilled to meet Boasson Hagen

  By cyclodocus A South Australian koala says an encounter with professional cyclist Edvald Boasson Hagen has been among the highlights of his year to date. Joe Bukowski, 6, spent ...

  On January 23, 2013 / By admin
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  Bruyneel leaves 45-minute message on UCI anti-doping hotline

  By cyclodocus   UCI officials say they are unsure what to make of a rambling message left by former U.S. Postal boss Johan Bruyneel on the organisation’s new ...

  On January 21, 2013 / By admin
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  Yorkshire to be remodeled for Tour de France

  Sources close to the English country of Yorkshire have revealed shocking detail of some preparations necessary prior to the Tour de France visiting this scenic part of Northern ...

  On January 17, 2013 / By admin