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veloclinic

veloclinic is the reincarnation of one of our favorite Twitter friends, @captaintbag1, whose tumblr blog posts were a kind of blank verse, Tecate-soaked haiku of truthiness that cut through the slick bullshit and to the very core of what is gloriously fucked up about the sport of cycling. Although the Cap may be gone (sort of), his Doctor tbag/Captain Hyde alter ego lives on, and we’re glad to share his pithy analysis here. Lest you think these are the idiot ramblings of a madman, we’d like you to know that the doc is a legitimate professional in the science of sports medicine, and a savant when it comes to doping analysis. You have been warned. Nowadays Doc is much in demand as a legitimate authority-type commentator on the science of cycling performances, and his work has been featured in VeloNews, Outside online, and prominent sports medicine publications and symposia. His tumblr, in its current incarnation, may not be safe for cycling fans. Follow @veloclinic on Twitter

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    Giro Climbs – performances in pictures

    with about as many climbs as GC abandons makin slim Pickens fer stuff to analyze but here goes first up the climbs stg 14 does away with any ...

    On May 20, 2013 / By veloclinic
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    Giro Stage 10 pVAM analysis ‘n’ prognostication

    Using the latest version of Scott’s pVAM equation: pVAM = 2912.14 + 426.293 ln(gradient) – 0.0711 Vclimb – 0.0836 Altitude http://www.cyclismas.com/2013/05/what-to-expect-from-the-giro-favourites-predicting-climbing-performances/ we take a deeper look to see ...

    On May 17, 2013 / By veloclinic
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    Laying waste to the yellow jersey myths

    Ferrari/Armstrong Rebuttal, Part 3 “Armstrong could have beat the dopers” no fuggin way altitude could have been as effective as his doping no fuggin way no fuggin way ...

    On March 4, 2013 / By veloclinic
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    Explained: blood dope simulator + blood dope physiology

      thissus the biggun the video explainer: uv Veloclinic Blood Dope Simulator v3.1 (link for v 3.1 of the blood dope simulator where the blood equation was updated) ...

    On March 2, 2013 / By veloclinic
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    Biopassport failure to flag Armstrong – advanced class

    fer the advanced kids raggin on the entry level explanation of the ABP software for the deeper understandin check WADA operating guidelines and the free text review then consider ...

    On February 20, 2013 / By veloclinic
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    The EPO effect unburied, part 2

    continuing the discussion uv the EPO effect unburied how misguided science buried the EPO effect cap decided to do sum wurk n see if he was completely wrong ...

    On January 12, 2013 / By veloclinic
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    The EPO effect unburied

    Video: the EPO effect unburied the video explainer (in language most of you will understand):   to go with this freeform and somewhat pithy post from Doc’s veloclinic ...

    On January 6, 2013 / By veloclinic
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    90 days uv SuperBrad

    kin brad peak fer 90 days? n pull off the Pink TDF ? why the shit not he held uh peak fer 60 days last year n judging ...

    On January 4, 2013 / By veloclinic
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