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Commentary 3

Lazy Lance Lounges

By admin · On November 14, 2012

by Todd Norbury aka @norbs

You can read more of Todd’s writing here at his blog, Non Pro Cycling.

Editor’s note:  we will continue to update this page as more memes are brought to our attention.

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In a calculated move that got his name back in the news, disgraced ex-cyclist Lance Armstrong Tweeted a photo of himself laying on a couch beneath his seven framed maillots jaune.

Back in Austin and just layin’ around… mob.li/_r4zAz

— Lance Armstrong (@lancearmstrong) November 10, 2012

 

 

 

It is a massive flip of the middle finger to those who never believed and also to the millions who have lost faith. How many people can manage to troll by laying on a couch?

I wonder what he made of the photos that started popping up within minutes of posting his photo to Mobli, the photo-based social network in which Armstrong is an investor.

 

Here are just a few examples:

 

Lance and the white paper bags (by norbs)

 

Seven-time loser

 

Seven voided titles

 

Nice play on words

 

All on his own (from @alex4pt)

 

With his mates…

 

Topping off the tank…

 

With a little help from some friends… (courtesy @sitting_bison)

 

McKayla is not impressed (by @Cyclefilm)

 

Putting that picture hook to good use (by @DrMaserati)

 

The Austin Hall of Shame (by @theoschmidt)

 

Pretty much says it all (by @drunkcyclist)


 

@nihilistig 7 jerseys

@nihilistig‘s contribution

 

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3 Comments

  • EvanShaw says: November 15, 2012 at 11:26 am

    I go with mot of them. The one ball thing, get rid of it.  Disgusting, wrong, horrid, simply does not deserve a place in satire.   Cancer itself  is not funny, and to combine it with macho hostile humor is even more horrible.  
    Issue a retraction and apology.

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  • jimturnerusa says: November 21, 2012 at 9:57 pm

    ‘Lazy Lance…..’?  That’s a bit of a stretch.

    Reply
  • jimturnerusa says: November 21, 2012 at 10:07 pm

    ‘Lazy Lance’  That’s just making a silly conjecture.

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