kin brad peak fer 90 days?
n
pull off the Pink TDF
?
why the shit not
he
held uh peak
fer 60 days last year
n
judging by his
TDF 130 whatever
to
yellow
he is the new
benchmark
fer what is
in physiological transformations possible
out with the swim coach
n
in with who the fugg knows
so the premise uv Brad2012
was
a swimming coach
brought Brad the radical concept
uv reverse periodization
also known as
what most uv us
who can’t tolerate 9 hr rides
uv grabassin all winter long
call
training
the premise being
light the fuggin match early n fuggin often
n
throught the process uv
detonating
ever so slightly less soon
get to where
a descent clip
kin finally be held
fer a descent clip
n masters fatties be shed
like wet dog fur inna front seat uv a Honda
problem is
now that Brads eyein
the pyellow jersey
at the
giro d’france
means
he’s gotta be goin
not just fast
may through August
but goin fuggin fast n long
which means
that he’s gotta
reverse
the reverse periodization
n
re reverse it
all in the month uv June
which kin only mean one thing
now that Leinders is gone
n
that is
hiring a cricket coach
n mitt Romneys wife’s horse trainer
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