Ferrari/Armstrong Rebuttal, Part 3
“Armstrong could have beat the dopers”
no fuggin way
altitude could have been as effective as his doping
no fuggin way
no fuggin way
no fuggin way
armstrong could have won clean if everyone else was clean
still no fuggin way
hell he wouldn’t even beat vande velde clean
“armstrongs VO2 max was a remarkable 85 ml/kg/min”
Laboratory measures of the subject in our study were not made soon after the Tour de France; however, with the conservative assumption that V̇O2 max was at least 6.1 l/min and given his reported body weight of 72 kg, we estimate his V̇O2 max to have been at least 85 ml·kg−1·min−1 during the period of his victories in the Tour de France. ~ Edward F. Coyle
the 85 ml/kg/min Armstrong VO2 max myth
courtesy of Coyle
only if yer a psuedoscience fan boy
(his best measured was an 81 ml/kg/min at the olympic training center)
“armstrong transformed because of weight loss”
the 85 ml/kg/min Armstrong VO2 max myth
go ahead
read it
one of the best science mockumentaries
to date
lets start with coyle’s math skills
best measured VO2 6.1 L/min
best measured weight
76 kg
so
6.1 / 76 x 1000 = (in coyle math)
81 ml/kg/min
(in real math)
80.2 ml/kg/min
so from coyle’s own data
he never measure armstrong
at 81 ml/kg/min
so how the shit does
he come up with the 85 ml/kg/min
?
he takes at face value
armstrong’s reported race wieght of 72-74 kg
(that’s right coyle never measured his weight anyfugginwhere near 72)
cherry pick’s the 72 kg
and
6.1 / 72 x 1000 = viola! (in coyle math) 85 ml/kg/min
(in real math)
84.7 ml/kg/min
completely ignoring his own data
where he measured armstrong’s lean mass at
70 kg
which would put him
at
2.9 % body fat
in a pre AICAR TDF world
for perspective
remember the freakishly thin 2009 wiggins?
to be nice to coyle
and his brand uv batshit crazy
fan boy science
lets split the difference between
his not real 81
and his
even less real 85
n
call armstrong
83 ml/kg/min VO2 max
for blood dope simulator purposes.
no fuggin way
unless yer the same pseudoscience fanboy
that never bothered to weigh him
or even check if the shit he spoon fed you made any damn sense
“armstrong transformed because of increased efficiency”
no fuggin way
Read The Science of Sport – Coyle-Armstrong Research Installment 2 The “error” is discovered, thanks to scientific detective work
Read The Science of Sport – Coyle and Armstrong: Research “Errors” Evaluation The Coyle study on Armstrong: A “minor error” or a scientific “hoax?” Analysis and insight
jeeziss effin hell how many fuggin myths did coyle generate
with one fuggin paper
unreal
armstrong key to victory
his “ability to recover”
his “cadence”
his “cancer”
yuh mean
doped harder
blood bags on top of EPO
cuz he simply had that kind uv room to dope
nah not even this one holds tecate
the data
armstrong
clean
was at best
uh
VO2 max 83 ml/kg/min
73 kg
5.7 w/kg
grand tour non-contender
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Akmyc6_9XSQPdFFnZ1J3X3U3bFJ4TGplOEVPVjNkZ2c&usp=sharing
http://www.ridemedia.com.au/?p=7387
if yer feelin generous
and ignore the fact that
coyle never even measure him above 81 ml/kg/min
or
less than 76 kg
n
ignore that fact
that he in all likelyhood
mightuv shown up doped fer the fuggin testing
tuh begin with
listen
the crazy is got to end
epo doping
but just a little
turns out works just as well
as epo doping
a lot
his recovery
was not recovery
but blood bags
which work quick enough
tuh take advantage of GT volume expansion
n make all the fuggin difference
in the second half uv the grand tour
like EPO post 50% rule
never fuggin could
lifting a microdose regimen straight outta uh paper
hell
even yer half competent med students
do this all the fuggin time
If the myths are such utter bullshit
why
why
the shit go ranting on about
armstrong
n
ferrari
like uh rabid fuggin squirrel inna ice wrink
why
?
cuz
there’s quite the fuggin obvious
lesson
here
still not the fugg bein learned
that
implausible performance
is probably just fuggin that
implausible
n
not
the magical powers uv tenerife
the revolutionary insights uv uh swimming coach
not cadance
not better treatment uv saddle sores
not sum scientific fan boy slight uv hand
going on in the fuggin forumns
trying the shit to justify
the magical transformations still the fugg
goin on
right on the champs de Elysee
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