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game-of-vuelta
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Game of Vuelta – Part 2: The Winds of Winter

By Rebecca Love · On September 12, 2013

Moreno

Victory led to drinking, and before too long drinking led to singing.  Voices rose above the fire.

“There was an old man, who swallowed a bee…”

The Shark’s fist slammed down on the table.   “When he stops making fools of you, then I’ll hear your songs.”

The Shark stalked off into the night, Moreno watching his back as he departed.  He understood that nerves and tempers fray under the strain of a campaign of this nature, but even so he was unaccustomed to seeing the Shark rattled like this.  Moreno was uncomfortably aware that his own performance had been somewhat lacklustre, and not wishing to draw the ire of the Shark he dropped his gaze and concentrated on his food.

The Shark had regained some advantage on the Old Man, it was true, but victory was far from assured and the relentless rhythm of attack was even taking a toll on the fabled L’Astana man.

The man in the stripes

The man in the stripes was tired, a tired no amount of sleep would refresh, and once again, winter was coming for him.  He looked down at the livery of the champion that he had fought so hard to earn, trying to draw comfort from the display of his status amongst the sea of riders, but those coveted stripes now seemed to do nothing but highlight his failure.  Gilbert was being damned by his own success, these stripes a constant reminder of the pressure to perform.

‘They’ said the stripes were cursed; a poison chalice.  They said it with a smile on their faces, but still, in this game, where every victory could be your last, superstitions run deep.  Gilbert knew all too well how cruelly paper thin the margin between rapturous victory and crushing defeat could be.  He was nothing if not hard on himself, as only a true champion can be.  And now it had been 11 months.  The whispers had long since started, questioning his commitment, his hunger.  Last year had been bad, rescued with precious victories right at the death, but this was looking worse, ad desperation was sinking in.

With a practised eye, Gilbert surveyed the field, taking in the action all around him.  He saw Basso try a move, expertly parried by Nico, finally demonstrating the tactical nous that had defined his father.  He saw the young man Bling lost in the heat of battle marshalling his comrades to lead a charge.  And he saw the black cloak of Boasson Hagen, escaping through a gap that barely existed.

Without thinking, Gilbert hurried after the speeding figure.  Just as Boasson Hagen raced for the victory that look assured, he was brought down by a mighty blow, and the man in the stripes exploded in a roar of victory.

barguil

He was Ironborn.  The Argoans of the Iron Isles had taken many by surprise with their speed and ferocity.  Seemingly exploding out of nowhere, they had heaped victory on victory, destroying any in their path, with no concern for status or reputation.  The formidable King of the Iron Isles Kittel had sent a select party to strike at the heart of the Seven Kingdoms, headed by Barguil, still barely a boy, who despite his tender years led with the skill and determination characteristic of his House.

For the first time, the Argoans had involved themselves in the politics of the realm, electing to engage in the Game of Vuelta, and they were determined to leave their mark.

Infiltrating a select group of frontriders, Barguil let his anonymity work for him.  They’re too busy watching each other to watch me!  In a burst of speed he slipped away, almost daring them to come after him.  There was no response.  Shocked at the ease with which the group had handed this victory to him, Barguil almost laughed.

He had honoured the words of his House.

“We Do Not Slow”

Nico

Nico was suffering, wrongfooted by the harsh conditions.  The battle had moved to hostile terrain, and here it was easy to believe that winter was coming.  He wasn’t the only one caught out by the cold; few were sufficiently dressed for the conditions, save of course for the Old Man, but nothing seemed to catch him unawares.

Nico longed for the warm days of summer.  He was fighting the battle of his life, and not only were his enemies all around him, but now even the weather was turning on him.  This had felt like the longest day of his life.  He had no idea who was winning or who was losing, he only knew that the Game of Vuelta was having the same effect on everyone.

Holding his breath so as not to give away his position, he could overhear a couple of L’Astana men taking stock of the day’s heavy casualties.

“There’s a lot of men no longer with us.  And many more won’t make it to tomorrow.  Basso’s gone.  Kreder, Nuyens, Henderson.  We’ve lost Sanchez too.”

“Which one?”

“God knows. I can’t tell them apart.  The Belkin, I think.  The sellsword is still with us.”

“I expected more from the Belkins.”

“I expected more from a lot of them.  There’s plenty maintaining a careful neutrality.  I think they’re still waiting to see which way the winter wind blows.”

“Whatever we do, we mustn’t underestimate the Old Man.  He’s matching us move for move.”

“He thinks he is.  The Shark’s got a few moves in him the Old Man will have no answer to.”

“And Nico?”

“Nico.  The Shark or the Old Man will deal with Nico.  And if they don’t do for him the weather will.”

They’re probably right, thought Nico shivering.  I’d better get used to being cold, and fast.

The Shark

He liked an adversary he could have some respect for, and now he had two.  Watching Nico, the Shark was impressed by the dogged determination and tactical nous demonstrated by the young man.  He could see that the conditions were taking their toll on him, as they were with everyone, but despite the setbacks and struggles he was facing the young man was clearly comfortable with the leadership role he had taken on, reading the battlefield like a veteran – prepared to scrap for every last advantage.

The Old Man, flanked by his faithful lieutenant Kiserlovsky, he was another story all together.  While the Shark undoubtedly respected Nico, he was an open book to him, so straightforward.  But the Old Man, he was full of surprises.  Catching up with Rodriguez, the Shark walked across the battlefield to see who was the hero of the day.

The Shark and Rodriguez approached the young victor, surrounded by his supporters.  In fairness, the boy had taken some impressive scalps, especially considering the conditions, but the Shark wasn’t in a mood to be generous.

“Which one are you again?”

“Geniez, sir.” The young man stammered.  “I ride under the banner of House De Jeux, sworn to the L’Astana’s, sir.”

The Shark said nothing as turned to walk away.  “House what?  It’s just so Goddamn hard to keep track of them all…”

“That was cruel,” Rodriguez said, looking back to see the young man’s face fall.  “You could at least have let him have his moment.”

“Let him have his moment.  This is all this is to them.  There is more to this than moments.  There’s far more at stake than a moment.”

barguil

Surely, it couldn’t work twice?  The first time he had had the unquestionable advantage of anonymity, but after a display as audacious as the one he had put on, surely he wouldn’t get away with it twice?

Caught up in his youthful enthusiasm, Barguil ignored the advice from his bloodrider to hang back, not draw attention to himself.  He knew he felt good, he knew he could take them all again, and yet again had infiltrated a group of outriders scouting ahead of the main group.  Biding his time, he could feel the adrenalin start to pump throughout his body.  They had no idea what was about to happen!  They were exhausted, their concentration waning after a full day in the saddle, and Barguil was determined to capitalize.

As before, Barguil judged his moment and raced away from the group.  Opening a gap, he eased into his rhythm, sensing the victory ahead.  But unlike before, someone had been watching for him.  A black shape appeared from nowhere, and Barguil had to dig deep to maintain contact as the shape threatened to pass him.  Uran!  The man of House Sky was no fool.  Barguil had one last trick.  He feigned exhaustion (God knows that wasn’t hard), and allowed the rider to pass, hiding in his shadow then bursting forward once more, catching Uran unawares, snatching the victory the other man had thought he had won.

Surprise had worked once, deceit had worked once; he was going to need more tricks.

We Do Not Slow!

Moreno

“Sworn enemies, working together.”  Rodriguez looked perturbed.  It seemed that the Shark and the Old Man had in some way worked together to control Valverde of House Movistar.

“Eliminate the opposition together, ‘til it’s just them left then finally they turn on each other?  To the winner, the spoils.”  Moreno was finding it all but impossible to keep up with the shifting sands of alliance and betrayal.

“And take us all with them.”  Moreno could see the wheels turning behind Rodriguez’s eyes.  “And this is the second time the dependable House Sky have snatched defeat from the jaws of victory,” sneered Rodriguez. “Maybe they’re losing their touch?”

Maybe they’re not fully committed to a campaign that could see them dead or worse, thought Moreno.  He supressed a shudder as the vivid image of the glowing blue eyes in the cold dead face of Martin jumped in to his mind.  “Possibly,” he conceded.  “Many of the Great Houses have not, uh, performed as might have been expected.  And now it appears that even the Shark can have an off day.”  It was possible that the Shark had enlisted the help of the Old Man to subdue Valverde because he wasn’t up to doing so alone.  He had demonstrably reduced his advantage.

“Yes.  That was unexpected.  An interesting development.  We shall have to watch the Shark and the Old Man closely.  Things can turn on a sixpence out here, there’s a lot still uncertain.  It’s up to us to secure the best possible outcome for House Katusha.  That might be behind the L’Astana’s, and it might not.”

Moreno knew Rodriguez was right.  An off day might be just that; or it might be a sign of a greater shift in the fortunes of House L’Astana.  While all around were dropping like flies the Old Man was steadfastly refusing to die.  He was certainly showing himself as more formidable a foe than anyone had expected.

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Rebecca Love

Rebecca Love is the proud owner of one husband, two children, a particularly stupid cat and far too many pairs of jeans. She once watched ITV for 26 hours straight to win a bet. Her favourite word is 'crepuscular', and she is surprisingly good at maths. She has only ever stuck 9 bidons up her top for fun. Not to be confused with the "other" Rebecca Love. Follow @bex_love on Twitter

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