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    Star Tours – Chapter 19

    The rebels are celebrating.  Their Engineers were right; two swift ascents to 10,000 lightyears have disrupted the fragile stability core of the TimeWarp device they were able to ...

    On July 20, 2013 / By Rebecca Love
  • Alpe d'Huez switchbacks enhanced
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    Star Tours – Chapter 18

    “So a swift ascent to an altitude of 10,000 lightyears will damage the TimeWarp Stability Core?” “Yes.  But to be sure we destroy the device, we’ll have to ...

    On July 19, 2013 / By Rebecca Love
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    Star Tours – Chapter 17

    The rebels are attempting to leave the Empire controlled outpost of Ghapp, empty handed – having lost the plans of the TimeWarp device to the Separatist faction of ...

    On July 18, 2013 / By Rebecca Love
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    Star Tours – Chapter 16

    Froome Skyrider has been called to answer to a panel of Jedi masters.  Whispered questions have been asked by some as to whether he truly is the Jedi ...

    On July 17, 2013 / By Rebecca Love
  • The desolate landscape of Ventoux.
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    Stars Tours – Chapter 15

    The long and arduous journey to Ventoux has taken its toll on the rebels. Unable to make the jump to hyperspace for fear of attracting the attention of ...

    On July 15, 2013 / By Rebecca Love
  • Trentin wins (REUTERS/Jacky Naegelen photo)
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    Star Tours – Chapter 14

    The rebel alliance is finalising their tactics for an attack at the strategic hub of the Empire’s heartland.  Having spent much of the last few days attempting to ...

    On July 13, 2013 / By Rebecca Love
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    Star Tours – Episode 13

    Contador Solo has been doing a lot of thinking. Unsure of his position within the rebel alliance, and how to temper the aims of the rebels with his ...

    On July 12, 2013 / By Rebecca Love
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    Star Tours – Chapter 12

    Red Leader: “Gold Shoulder 2, come in Gold Shoulder 2. Do you copy?” Gold Shoulder 2: “I copy Red Leader. Go ahead.” RL “Gold Shoulder 2, we have ...

    On July 12, 2013 / By Rebecca Love
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    Oleg Tinkov’s Twitter meltdown

    Last night, Russian oligarch and Saxo-Tinkoff team owner Oleg Tinkov had a little bit of a meltdown on Twitter. Neil Browne Storyfied it and Anders Bendixen did this ...

    On July 11, 2013 / By Anders Bendixen
  • PodRacer Cavrission in the race of truth
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    Star Tours – Chapter 11

    The Jedi Council has called an emergency meeting to debate how best to restore harmony and co-operation within the fracturing rebel alliance.  It is decided that the Jedi ...

    On July 11, 2013 / By Rebecca Love
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