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Garmin Sharp seek clarification on ‘No-Needles’ policy

Following a unique development in team performance management, Team Garmin Sharp have sought guidance on whether organic materials with a pointy end constitutes a ‘needle’. Wishing to remain leaders in…

Vaughters goes undercover to garner secret UCI information

Cyclismas has learned that the UCI has been conducting secret meetings led by Hein Verbruggen at a secluded location in the Cayman Islands. Apparently, Verbruggen has been drawing up his…

Farrar attempts to steal Team Argos-Shimano trade secrets

As posted earlier today via Danish TV2, Garmin-Sharp sprinter Tyler Farrar wanted to say a few words to Argos-Shimano rider Tom Veelers. However, cooler heads prevailed and prevented Farrar from…