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Greetings, my name is Isambard Kingdom Bruyneel and I am the outright manager and leader of the RadioShack-Nissan Trek pro cycling team. I also created the Clifton suspension bridge. I…
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Review of “Riis – Stages of Light and Dark” by Bjarne Riis
“Human beings are unable to be honest with themselves about themselves. They cannot talk about themselves without embellishing.” ~ Akira Kurosawa Bjarne Riis’s autobiography really should have been…
Andy Schleck protests Bruyneel’s austerity cuts
Andy Schleck continued his protest against a conservative RadioShack-Nissan-Trek-Leopard-Luxembourgish-Capital-Sports-and-Entertainment-Johan-Bruyneel-Management-Company regime that has seen the requests of the younger Schleck fall on deaf ears. “I’m not allowed to have my…
Becca gives Bruyneel final ultimatum, begins negotiations with Riis
At a dinner gala in Luxembourg to honor Uzbekistan socialite Gulnara Karimova on Thursday, RadioShack-Nissan team owner Flavio Becca unleashed a tirade of angry comments after a dismal start to the 2012 season for his…
SchleckChute™ fails to deploy, Andy forced to finish race
In an unfortunate incident at the Amstel Gold Race on Sunday, Team RadioShack-Nissan superstar Andy Schleck was forced to finish the race after his SchleckChute™ failed to deploy. “I’m not…
Basso, Schlecks, and Wiggins Blame Tainted Water for Performance Issues
With the safety and purity of our global food supply being brought into question by the current Contador Clenbuterol tainting case before CAS, several top cyclists appeared jointly at a…
Lance declares comeback to cycling after dismal XTerra performance
Lance Armstrong declared his intentions for “Comeback 3.0″ after what he described as a “disappointing conclusion” to his Xterra World Championships performance today in Maui, despite the fact that any…
Yannick Noah calls Schlecks “irrelevant” at 2012 Tour Presentation
Former tennis phenom and current pop star Yannick Noah was a surprise attendee at the Tour de France route presentation yesterday in Paris. The French icon towered above the entire…
