Cavendish to take two year sabbatical for X-Factor
After seeing the response by the British press to his failure to secure a gold medal in the Olympic road race on Saturday, cycling sensation Mark Cavendish has decided to accept…
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Box Hill sold for Team Sky museum and nature preserve
Team Sky principal and Dr. Evil doppelganger David Brailsford unveiled his plans today to turn Box Hill into a monument to Team Sky and Brad Wiggins, to forever document the…
McQuaid fuming over LOCOG gaffes
Reports out of London have UCI president Pat McQuaid fuming over the inability of the London Organizing Committee for the Olympic Games to satisfy his whims with only days to…
Wiggins looking to equal Bottecchia at 2013 Tour de France
As Team Sky helicoptered through the transfer to Bonneval after the finish of stage 18 in Brive-la-Gaillarde with another Mark Cavendish sprint victory notched up, the heir-apparent to the 2012 Tour…
Bugno declares Cavendish a disgrace to the rainbow stripes
At the conclusion of stage 15 of the Tour de France from Samatan to Pau, former world champion Gianni Bugno declared the actions of Team Sky sprinter Mark Cavendish during…
Froome receives call from Cameron: Cease and desist
In a shocking development today, Team Sky boss David Brailsford called in a marker from the British prime minister, David Cameron, to prevent the disastrous shattering of England’s “Chosen One,”…
Armstrong files restraining order against Team Sky
Lance Armstrong filed a second motion for a restraining order against Team Sky in an Austin, Texas, court today. The restraining order is an attempt by the soon-to-be-former-seven-time-Tour-de-France champion to…
More from the secret blog of Isambard Kingdom Bruyneel – 9-time Tour de France winner
Hello fans, I am Isambard Kingdom Bruyneel, the most successful team manager of all time and creator of the Great Eastern ocean liner. It has been a busy few weeks…
Peter Sagan wins stage 1/3/6/8/12/13/14/15/18/20 (delete as appropriate) of the 2012 Tour de France
We like to help here at Cyclismas; we also like to be ahead of the curve. To that end we’ve decided to write a single race report for all of…
Dopers Anonymous
Jon: Hi guys my name is Jon and I’ll be leading this dopers anonymous sesh today, so gather round peeps. Now, this is a team exercise and everyone needs to…
