Category Archives: News or Not…?

Landis and Armstrong back in happier, non-lawsuit times. (photo courtesy cyclingnews.com(

Lance Armstrong joins Qui Tam case against himself

After it was announced that the U.S. Department of Justice was joining the Qui Tam case against Lance Armstrong filed by Floyd Landis in 2010, Armstrong’s attorney Tim Herman announced…

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UCI unveil generous concessions to cater for extra world tour team

Following their unholy balls-up in excluding Katusha from top-level status and the subsequent poke in the eye with a sharp stick delivered by the court of arbitration, the UCI have…

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“Armstrong effect” found in soil samples after Hushovd tip

Garden Centres forced to lower prices on soil due to Armstrong contamination Yet another vein in the complex root structure of the Lance Armstrong arbor has surfaced recently, when a…

Leinders in happier times for Team Sky. (photo courtesy cyclingnews.com)

British cycling press refuses to cover Leinders Investigation

In a surprise move, the “Very, Very British and Proper Cycling Press Association” announced their steadfast refusal to cover any aspect of the impending criminal investigation into the activities of…

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February fights back against monthist comments from pro peloton

The month of February is lashing out at members of the pro peloton after recent comments in the media have worsened the reputation of a month with few fans. The…

Vatican TT champion Andy Bishop tests the Cervelo 0.5

UCI scupper technical advances in bike design

Devastated by the shocking raid on their team equipment van, quick-witted mechanics at Team Garmin Sharp thought they had both outwitted thieves and brought additional gains to the team’s performance…

The "New Boss" of Cycling? (photo courtesy Wikipedia)

UCI entertains WWE offer for product management

After former UCI president Hein Verbruggen fired off a terse and angry letter to the IOC outlining the shadowy campaign against his rightful cycling fiefdom, Verbruggen held a press conference…

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PUFF piece

Magazine publishers in the UK today announced the formation of a new coalition designed to combat unfair pressure on publishers and editors of cycling publications. The group, Publishers Unchained from…

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Makarov to buy UCI headquarters in Aigle

After a roller-coaster UCI management committee meeting which saw fists flying and insults of every kind hurled from all sides of the table, including from the normally mild-mannered Middle Eastern…

Bruyneel and Lance in more confused times

Bruyneel in Try Athlete Shock

Outrageous news has come into the Cyclismas news desk regarding future deviant activities of Johan Bruyneel, disgraced former friend of disgraced former cyclist Lance Armstrong Despite months of staunch defiance…