Category Archives: News or Not…?

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New drug scourge DB01050 rampant in peloton

On the heels of WADA’s revealing memos outlining the scourge of GW1516, Aicar, and other substances rumored to be rife throughout the pro peloton, the UCI’s lawyers announced another drug…

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Bale tipped for awards after winning Amstel Gold in Kreuziger role

His trademark method acting has brought us the likes of Patrick Bateman, Dicky Eklund and Bruce Wayne. Now Christian Bale has hit gold again with his uncanny portrayal of cyclist…

Schlanger and Gogulski

WADA releases adverse analytical finding for TV commentators

After a weekend which saw some bizarre race commentary from Universal Sports co-hosts Steve Schlanger and Todd Gogulski during Vuelta al Pais Vasco, WADA confirmed what the rest of the cycling…

Girona based pros get their wings clipped by Strava-Ryanair data-sharing deal

In a move designed to placate the amateur riders of Catalonia, beloved airline Ryanair have agreed to share passenger data with GPS performance website Strava. It appears that the huge…

Euskaltel team bus at RVV

Carrots find innovative new means of enhancing rider well-being

Euskaltel-Euskadi stormed Ronda Van Vlanderen with a creative means of ensuring riders were at the forefront of the team’s care plan. Whilst all other teams parked their death- and near-death…

Greipel and Gilbert share a moment during times where the alleged "doping," exposed by hidden camera, had occurred. (photo courtesy ispaphoto.com via cyclingnews.com)

Secret videocam footage reveals truth about Gilbert and Greipel

In a shocking joint exposé by RTL in Belgium and ZDF in Germany, the channels simultaneously broadcast shocking hidden camera footage of Philippe Gilbert and Andre Greipel making shocking admissions…

French Models are upset by excessively thin cyclists ruining their reputation (photo courtesy cosmopolitan.co.uk)

Fashion Models United files lawsuit against CPA

The group representing the rights of French fashion models has filed a lawsuit in Paris against the Association of Professional Cyclists (CPA), which represents most of the professional cycling peloton, for allegedly…

Serenity now: Cavendish finds time to explore a burgeoning career as a landscape artist painting beautiful scenery. (image by photopress.be via cyclingnews.com)

Cavendish adjusting to lack of controversy at new team

In a statement to the press today, a serene Mark Cavendish described his coping strategies for an absence of controversy at his new team. After a 2012 campaign at Team…

Paris - Nice 2013_ Damien Gaudin (Europcar) Speeds Through The Prologue, Photos | Cyclingnews.com

Monolith discovered on Team Europcar TT helmets

What appears to be the third Tycho Magnetic Anomaly known to exist was seen during the Prologue of Paris-Nice on March 3rd. An unknown object was spotted on the front…

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Garmin Sharp seek clarification on ‘No-Needles’ policy

Following a unique development in team performance management, Team Garmin Sharp have sought guidance on whether organic materials with a pointy end constitutes a ‘needle’. Wishing to remain leaders in…