Cyclismas | cycling satire and commentary » Media http://www.cyclismas.com Driven by Cycling Commentary, Powered by Satire. Thu, 23 May 2013 22:53:13 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Pat McWizard http://www.cyclismas.com/2013/04/pat-mcwizard/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=pat-mcwizard http://www.cyclismas.com/2013/04/pat-mcwizard/#comments Sat, 27 Apr 2013 20:44:04 +0000 Anders Bendixen http://www.cyclismas.com/?p=14304 I just read this article in CyclingNews and got annoyed, so I did this drawing. mcwizard 620px

]]> http://www.cyclismas.com/2013/04/pat-mcwizard/feed/ 0 Seven days of Sagan – Day 7 http://www.cyclismas.com/2013/04/seven-days-of-sagan-day-7/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=seven-days-of-sagan-day-7 http://www.cyclismas.com/2013/04/seven-days-of-sagan-day-7/#comments Fri, 26 Apr 2013 01:45:41 +0000 Anders Bendixen http://www.cyclismas.com/?p=14298 Even though a signature Sagan salute was nowhere to be seen at the finish line of Sunday’s Amstel Gold race, that hasn’t stopped Anders from envisioning a series we’re dubbing The Seven Days of Sagan. Better than the 12 Days of Christmas, we’ve got a salute a day from the Slovakian speedster. Enjoy!

Day 7. Dream

Most of us fear the day when our worst nightmare becomes real and we show up to work in our birthday suit. But not Mr. Sagan. He’s looking forward to that day.

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]]> http://www.cyclismas.com/2013/04/seven-days-of-sagan-day-7/feed/ 0 Seven days of Sagan – Day 6 http://www.cyclismas.com/2013/04/seven-days-of-sagan-day-6/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=seven-days-of-sagan-day-6 http://www.cyclismas.com/2013/04/seven-days-of-sagan-day-6/#comments Tue, 23 Apr 2013 15:51:43 +0000 Anders Bendixen http://www.cyclismas.com/?p=14292 Even though a signature Sagan salute was nowhere to be seen at the finish line of Sunday’s Amstel Gold race, that hasn’t stopped Anders from envisioning a series we’re dubbing The Seven Days of Sagan. Better than the 12 Days of Christmas, we’ve got a salute a day from the Slovakian speedster. Enjoy!

Day 6. What’s in your bag?

A little peek into what Mr. Sagan packs for the Tour.

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]]> http://www.cyclismas.com/2013/04/seven-days-of-sagan-day-6/feed/ 0 Seven Days of Sagan – Day 5 http://www.cyclismas.com/2013/04/seven-days-of-sagan-day-5/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=seven-days-of-sagan-day-5 http://www.cyclismas.com/2013/04/seven-days-of-sagan-day-5/#comments Sun, 21 Apr 2013 17:27:39 +0000 Anders Bendixen http://www.cyclismas.com/?p=14272 Even though a signature Sagan salute was nowhere to be seen at the finish line of Sunday’s Amstel Gold race, that hasn’t stopped Anders from envisioning a series we’re dubbing The Seven Days of Sagan. Better than the 12 Days of Christmas, we’ve got a salute a day from the Slovakian speedster. Enjoy!

Day 5. Podium Cuffs

For obvious reasons.

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]]> http://www.cyclismas.com/2013/04/seven-days-of-sagan-day-5/feed/ 0 Seven Days of Sagan – Day 4 http://www.cyclismas.com/2013/04/seven-days-of-sagan-day-4/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=seven-days-of-sagan-day-4 http://www.cyclismas.com/2013/04/seven-days-of-sagan-day-4/#comments Fri, 19 Apr 2013 18:23:57 +0000 Anders Bendixen http://www.cyclismas.com/?p=14260 Even though a signature Sagan salute was nowhere to be seen at the finish line of Sunday’s Amstel Gold race, that hasn’t stopped Anders from envisioning a series we’re dubbing The Seven Days of Sagan. Better than the 12 Days of Christmas, we’ve got a salute a day from the Slovakian speedster. Enjoy!

Day 4. Hus Sagan

‘Hus’ is ‘house’ in Danish. Sagan’s practicing his salutes while the rest of the peloton is sleeping.

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]]> http://www.cyclismas.com/2013/04/seven-days-of-sagan-day-4/feed/ 0 Seven Days of Sagan – Day 3 http://www.cyclismas.com/2013/04/seven-days-of-sagan-day-3/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=seven-days-of-sagan-day-3 http://www.cyclismas.com/2013/04/seven-days-of-sagan-day-3/#comments Wed, 17 Apr 2013 19:05:48 +0000 Anders Bendixen http://www.cyclismas.com/?p=14224 Even though a signature Sagan salute was nowhere to be seen at the finish line of Sunday’s Amstel Gold race, that hasn’t stopped Anders from envisioning a series we’re dubbing The Seven Days of Sagan. Better than the 12 Days of Christmas, we’ve got a salute a day from the Slovakian speedster. Enjoy!

Day 3. Barspin Sagan

Peter has modified his bike so that it will barspin for more advanced winning salutes.

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]]> http://www.cyclismas.com/2013/04/seven-days-of-sagan-day-3/feed/ 0 Seven Days of Sagan – Day 2 http://www.cyclismas.com/2013/04/seven-days-of-sagan-day-2/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=seven-days-of-sagan-day-2 http://www.cyclismas.com/2013/04/seven-days-of-sagan-day-2/#comments Tue, 16 Apr 2013 15:04:47 +0000 Anders Bendixen http://www.cyclismas.com/?p=14209 Even though a signature Sagan salute was nowhere to be seen at the finish line of Sunday’s Amstel Gold race, that hasn’t stopped Anders from envisioning a series we’re dubbing The Seven Days of Sagan. Better than the 12 Days of Christmas, we’ve got a salute a day from the Slovakian speedster. Enjoy!

Day 2. Backflipping Sagan

Sagan is in a breakaway on the second mountain of the days stage and he’s backflipping the peak.

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1. Austin Sagan

Here I envision Peter as Austin Powers. Shagadelic, baby.

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]]> http://www.cyclismas.com/2013/04/seven-days-of-sagan-day-1/feed/ 0 Juggler Sagan http://www.cyclismas.com/2013/03/juggler-sagan/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=juggler-sagan http://www.cyclismas.com/2013/03/juggler-sagan/#comments Wed, 27 Mar 2013 10:34:24 +0000 Anders Bendixen http://www.cyclismas.com/?p=14008 I’m not very impressed with Sagan or his wheelies. Now if he’d do something like this I’d clap my hands.

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]]> http://www.cyclismas.com/2013/03/juggler-sagan/feed/ 0 Induraingate http://www.cyclismas.com/2013/02/induraingate/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=induraingate http://www.cyclismas.com/2013/02/induraingate/#comments Tue, 26 Feb 2013 20:13:04 +0000 CyclismasAdmin http://www.cyclismas.com/?p=13561 A cartoon by Anders Bendixen

 

With today’s news that Miguel Indurain is the latest multiple Tour de France winner to be associated with a doping scandal, it’s turning into a regular conspiracy/cover-up scene in cycling. That got me thinking…

 

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