Comments on: UCI_Overlord’s 2011 Awards of Mass Distinction http://www.cyclismas.com/biscuits/uci_overlords-2011-awards-of-mass-distinction/ a fresh take on cycling news and commentary Fri, 29 May 2015 20:10:08 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.2.38 By: Best of 2011 Photo Contest | Photo Bucket http://www.cyclismas.com/biscuits/uci_overlords-2011-awards-of-mass-distinction/#comment-224 Sat, 07 Jan 2012 16:44:58 +0000 http://cyclismas.com/?p=3879#comment-224 […] Hiking, Biking …Best preteen models sites for November 2011. Only here ! Little …UCI_Overlord’s 2011 Awards of Mass Distinction « Cyclismas …Best Laptops 2011Best of the Web DirectoryWorld Rowing • The Official Site of World Rowing No […]

]]> By: woobiesmum http://www.cyclismas.com/biscuits/uci_overlords-2011-awards-of-mass-distinction/#comment-223 Tue, 01 Nov 2011 14:12:12 +0000 http://cyclismas.com/?p=3879#comment-223 (cont’d) Best VeloNews Headline: Cycling’s new Anglo Empire: How America, along with Australia, Britain and Canada, Invaded Europe and Came Out On Top.

Best Meeting for Undisclosed Purposes: Levi Leipheimer and Jeff Novitzky at a secret location

Best Alternative Live Cycling Feed Site: steephill.tv

Best Cycling News/Commentary Website: neilbrowne.com

Best Mainstream Pundit: Shane Stokes

Worst Mainstream Pundit: Phil Liggett and Paul Sherwin (tie/one in the same)

Best Puppet: Chris Carmichael

Dedication to Cycling Award: @TdFLanterne

Charles Talleyrand Diplomacy Award: Gary Fisher

Jacques Anquetil Award – Best Clothing: Gage & Desoto

Ned Boulting Armchair Punditry: @neilbrowne

Mr. World Tour: Svein Tuft

Ms. World Tour: Evelyn Stevens

Supreme UCI Minion Award: @mmmaiko

]]> By: woobiesmum http://www.cyclismas.com/biscuits/uci_overlords-2011-awards-of-mass-distinction/#comment-222 Tue, 01 Nov 2011 14:12:01 +0000 http://cyclismas.com/?p=3879#comment-222 Best Pick Up Artist: Ted King

Best Dramatic Perf: Patrick M. McQuaid for “The Open Letter to the Peloton, especially Jens Voigt”

Best Cycling Musical Score: Hippignk Hops by Anoncx

Biggest Whiner: Thor Hushovd for the Vuelta Espana

Worst Descender: Frandy Schleck

Most Likely to Hit the Tarmac: Tom Boonen

Best Podium Performance by a..: Team Garmin-Cervelo, Jonathan Vaughters, and Cardboard Zabriskie at the Tour de France final

Best Exit: Mark Cavendish, HTD, Paris Roubaix

Best Tow: Mark Cavendist at the Worlds

Best Performance on the Dance Floor: Stuart O’Grady

Best Fashion Performance: Fabian Cancellara

Best Twitter Zingers: @dwuori

Cycling Anti-Establishment: Neil Browne

Tool of the Year: Lance Armstrong

Best BMC Quote: “Forget that one.” (to be continued)

]]> By: mplsminx http://www.cyclismas.com/biscuits/uci_overlords-2011-awards-of-mass-distinction/#comment-221 Sat, 29 Oct 2011 01:28:32 +0000 http://cyclismas.com/?p=3879#comment-221 Best Pick-Up Artist: Adam Myerson

Best Dramatic Performance: Alberto Contador for “Really, It Truly Was the Horse Meat, No Really”

Best Cycling Musical Score: HIPPIGNK HOPS by Anoncx America

Biggest Whiner in a Grand Tour: Mark Cavendish for the Giro d’Italia, Tour de France, and Vuelta Espana

Worst Descender in the Pro Peloton: Andy Schleck

Most Likely to Hit the Tarmac at a Race: Anyone from Euskaltel

Best Podium Performance by a Person, Duo, Trio, or Group: Team Garmin-Cervelo, Jonathan Vaughters and Cardboard Zabriskie for Tour de France final podium

Best Exit from a Race: Mark Cavendish, Team HTC High Road, Paris-Roubaix

Best Tow: Mark Cavendish for the World Championships

Best Performance on the Dance Floor: Stuart O’Grady

Best Fashion Performance:Fabian Cancellara

Best Twitter Zingers: laura_weislo

Cycling Anti-Establishment Award: Tie: Neil Browne & Floyd Landis

Tool of the Year: Lance Armstrong

Best BMC Quote: “Forget that one.”

Best VeloNews Headline: Teams Hoping for Chinese Payoff from Beijing Tour

Best Meeting for Undisclosed Purposes: Lance Armstrong and Tyler Hamilton at Cache Cache in Aspen

Best Alternative Live Cycling Feed Sites, Free to the Public! Tie: Cyclingfans.com & Steephill.tv

Best Cycling News/Commentary Website, Alternative Media Category: podiuminsight.com

Best Mainstream Media Pundit: David Harmon/Eurosport

Worst Mainstream Media Pundit: Bob Roll

Best Cycling Puppet: Dave Towle

Dedication to Cycling Award Sponsored by Mr. Michael Smith: @velocentric on twitter

The Charles Talleyrand Diplomacy Award: Bill Strickland

The Jacques Anquetil Award – Best Cycling Clothing Company: Rapha

Ned Boulting Armchair Punditry Award: @neilroad

The Mr. World Tour Award: Johnny Hoogerland

The Ms. World Tour Award:Julie Krasniak

Supreme UCI Minion Award: Because I just can’t vote for myself, I’m voting for my BFF @mmmaiko

]]> By: kathrynebrown http://www.cyclismas.com/biscuits/uci_overlords-2011-awards-of-mass-distinction/#comment-220 Thu, 27 Oct 2011 16:21:52 +0000 http://cyclismas.com/?p=3879#comment-220 please vote for me. I’m not above begging. #everybodylovesawinner

]]> By: mbibbey http://www.cyclismas.com/biscuits/uci_overlords-2011-awards-of-mass-distinction/#comment-219 Thu, 27 Oct 2011 16:16:03 +0000 http://cyclismas.com/?p=3879#comment-219 Best Cycling Musical Store: The Prologue @BicycleRadio , most definitely!!

]]> By: kegoldstein http://www.cyclismas.com/biscuits/uci_overlords-2011-awards-of-mass-distinction/#comment-218 Thu, 27 Oct 2011 15:54:00 +0000 http://cyclismas.com/?p=3879#comment-218 Best Cycling Musical Score: Velobeats

Biggest Whiner in a Grand Tour: Alberto Contador for the Tour de France

Worst Descender in the Pro Peloton: Andy Schleck

Best Podium Performance by a Person, Duo, Trio, or Group: Phillipe Gilbert

Best Tow: Mark Cavendish for the World Championships

Best Twitter Zingers: @dwuori

Cycling Anti-Establishment Award: Neil Browne

Tool of the Year: Lance Armstrong

Best BMC Quote: “I know what’s been in the newspaper but I can’t read Italian anyway.”

Best VeloNews Headline: Cycling’s New Anglo Empire – How America, Along with Australia, Britain, and Canada, Invaded Europe and Came out on Top

Worst Mainstream Media Pundit: Paul Sherwen Bob Roll

]]> By: TheTwistedSpoke http://www.cyclismas.com/biscuits/uci_overlords-2011-awards-of-mass-distinction/#comment-217 Thu, 27 Oct 2011 02:26:22 +0000 http://cyclismas.com/?p=3879#comment-217 @dimspace@neilroad I’ve had the pleasure of drinks and drunken humor with Neil several times. Always a memorable occasion He had me drinking Red dragons roadside in the Tour of California to years ago. A good guy. Matt

]]> By: dimspace http://www.cyclismas.com/biscuits/uci_overlords-2011-awards-of-mass-distinction/#comment-216 Thu, 27 Oct 2011 00:35:27 +0000 http://cyclismas.com/?p=3879#comment-216 Despite being nominated myself I have to vote for @neilroad for the pundetry award after his pissed (drunk for you americans) live video coverage of the Tour of Utah. Legendary.

]]> By: JulieHarden http://www.cyclismas.com/biscuits/uci_overlords-2011-awards-of-mass-distinction/#comment-215 Wed, 26 Oct 2011 23:36:22 +0000 http://cyclismas.com/?p=3879#comment-215 Part II

Best Alternative Live Cycling Feed Sites, Free to the Public! Cyclingfans.com

Best Cycling News/Commentary Website, Alternative Media Category: gerard.cc

Best Mainstream Media Pundit: Daniel Benson/Cyclingnews

Worst Mainstream Media Pundit: Paul Sherwen

Best Cycling Puppet: Dave Towle

Dedication to Cycling Award Sponsored by Mr. Michael Smith: @Velocentric on twitter

The Charles Talleyrand Diplomacy Award: Gary Fisher

The Jacques Anquetil Award – Best Cycling Clothing Company: Handlebar Mustache

Ned Boulting Armchair Punditry Award: @dimspace

The Mr. World Tour Award: Geraint Thomas

The Ms. World Tour Award: Evelyn Stevens

Supreme UCI Minion Award: @PatsBhonMhat on twitter

Honorable Mention:

Hottest Professional Rider Male: Bernie Eisel

Most Feminine Rider Male: Linus Girlyman

Best On-line Lawyer for Cyclists or Anyone Else: @GreyManrod on twitter

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